Approximately 5.5 hours ago, I concluded the experiment with my new sexual device. (To which your biological mother was the test subject.) The "PussONibbler 2674" (Versatile Oral Sex Toy) Which is essentially a large, robotic tongue that slides left & right horizontally. I prepared and ingested a bowl of generic-brand chili, in combination with shredded cheddar cheese and tortillas. Needless to say my ass can't stop the gazzz.

I require a remedy to alleviate this. Could one of you kind, reclusive virgios please suggest something. I attempted to phone my practitioner but his speech wasn't audible over my ripping asshole. Eventually the sensation of gas traveling out the deuce-shoot became pleasurable and I experienced a urethra-numbing orgasm while speaking with my doctor. I provided an image of this below.

Please assist me.

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